Bisexuals aren’t bi-sexuals. We don’t have two competing sexualities, we have one whole healthy one! Stand up to the hyphen!
Send your pictures (phone pictures will do) to Bisexual Index on email@example.com and they’ll put those rogue hyphens up on their website, and then email the offenders to tell them they’re starring in the gallery! (They’ll happily take them down if offenders remove their hyphens in future).